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No, it’s not in the back.

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Home Depot employees hate when you do dangerous stuff like this:

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And Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there as a forklift is barreling toward you:

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Home Depot employees hate when you ask them to load an absurd amount of concrete bags…

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… especially when it’s pouring rain:

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And they especially hate it when you make this joke:

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Home Depot employees hate when you completely ignore a warning sign and go into a blocked-off aisle:

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Home Depot employees hate when you try to return items from the Middle Ages:

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Home Depot employees hate when you think saying this will hurt their feelings:

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Home Depot employees hate when you put your trash all over the displays:

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Home Depot employees hate when you stalk the store in the wee hours of the morning:

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Home Depot employees hate when you think that every single employee knows everything there is to know about home improvement just because they have the apron on:

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Home Depot employees hate when you don’t check to see if an item is in stock and then blame it on the employee:

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Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there for 25 seconds with your card in the machine:

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Home Depot employees hate when you act like they can go out back and chop more lumber for you:

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Home Depot employees hate when you ask extremely vague questions:

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Home Depot employees hate when you try to get slick with the tools:

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Home Depot employees hate when you capture them right before their break:

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And Home Depot employees hate when you think that the solution to all your problems is “in the back”:

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Home Depot employees love when you bring a special guest with you:

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Home Depot employees love when you say thank you:

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Home Depot employees love when you make things simple:

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Home Depot employees love when you’re conscious while returning items:

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And Home Depot employees love when you have juuuust a little patience:

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